474. If you choose not to own a TV, keep it to yourself.
(Source: rulesformyunbornson)
Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely to be honest than a clever man, and our politicians take advantage of this prejudice by pretending to be even more stupid than nature has made them.
Bertrand Russell
Skip the museums. (Mulligan and Sarsgaard, An Education)
Intimate Moments For a Sensual Evening ~ Aziz Ansari
The Daily Show
But whenever I meet dynamic, nonretarded Americans, I notice that they all seem to share a single unifying characteristic: the inability to experience the kind of mind-blowing, transcendent romantic relationship they perceive to be a normal part of living. And someone needs to take the fall for this. So instead of blaming no one for this (which is kind of cowardly) or blaming everyone (which is kind of meaningless), I’m going to blame John Cusack.
Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs ~ Chuck Klosterman
